First thing in the morning i had French. At the moment we are sorting out our speaking for our GCSE. I sit next to Tom - I didn't know him until this year yet apparently he has been in the school the whole time, according to William he sounds like a Chinese robot when he is speaking a French accent..... He thinks I'm weird and scary....
Anyway I'm telling y'all this because : WILL IS NOW "CAT BOY"!!! Charlotte who sits in front of me admitted today that he reminds her of her cat.... and then spent the whole lesson trying to get him to meow....
Yes the pic opposite is not great but I don't have photoshop so I did this in 5 seconds on paint.
That was my first lesson. The second wasn't as eventful except for the fire bell going off... AGAIN.....its the 2nd time this week and about the 6th time this term... there is obviously something wrong with it. And by that I don't just mean the bell I mean the whole fire escape system.
1. There are too many people in my school and not enough doors! When the school was built it started with just 500 students but now there is 3 times that many.... 2 things I hate are crowds and doors so corridors are double havoc for me. With that many people trying to get out of the same place there's always trouble.
2. The fire assembly point is in one of the most stupid places.....
This is the main buildings in our school. The red/ orange is where there is most likely to be a fire.... the star is the the fire assembly point. WHY WHY PUT US IN THE MIDDLE OF SCIENCE AND THE CHEMICAL STORE - THEY ARE THE MOST LIKELY TO BLOW UP!!! and why trapped in the middle of the buildings? There is a massive space outside music and the other side of Art..... so why?
The most observant of you will be wondering why drama would be likely to have a fire. There is one reason: Jack....I spend most of my free time in the drama department. We have our own kitchen and microwave..... jack however is not brilliant when it comes to timekeeping and at one point managed to have a pasty in the microwave for 10 minuets.... yes 10 MINUETS!
3. Amazingly despite the humongous cloud of smoke flooding the drama department, for once the fire bell DIDN'T go off.....
So in conclusion whoever designed the fire escape system is an idiot but it'll all be OK because Will is actually a cat and can save everyone with his metamorphosis powers :D
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